December 2009
27 posts
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The elephant says to the camel “Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?” the camel replies “That’s a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face.”
My greatest fears in life hold me back on trying to live my life.
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“I know he doesn’t like me for who I am because he always tells me how hot,...”
– Jerica Almonte
Quit bsing yoself
You find yourself promising things you’ll eventually do in the future. A couple years, months, weeks, days pass by and you still haven’t done that simple task you promised yourself. Get off your effin’ ass and do what you gotta do. Don’t wait for something to happen, quit pondering, stop wondering what if … Go do it.
“The magazines trick the women. The magazines start pickin’ at your self esteem....”
– Dave Chapelle (via aleannaroselle) (via fuckyeahnarebear) (via markmejia)
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He's all mine
So we're texting while he's out getting an x-ray for his swollen ankle from basketball and getting the H1N1 shot ...
Simon: I'm tired...
Me: Did you get your shot?
Simon: Yeah.
Me: That's why (:
Simon: Yeah. Man everytime I talk to you I get so happy.
Me: Only weaklings get that side effect hahah, jk! Reeally really?
Simon: Yeah! Your my baby!
He makes me soo happy
” Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep … Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just...
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My boyfriend laughs at me because I have a tumblr. Baby, congratulations finding my tumblr (blogsite). I just want to let you know, your fucking gay and I’m glad you rolled your fucking ankle from basketball you fucking crippled bitch ass. I love you (:
Elfff →
HAHAHA!!! Thanks Chuck for making my day (:
Disquietude
There’ll always be that fear where I’m scared of falling inlove. Whether the love of your life promises you he’ll be there always, how do you know he actually meant that? Whether he says he won’t hurt you at all, how do you know that he’ll live by that? Whether he says we’ll always be together no matter what, how do you know he won’t turn his back on you...
“You don’t love a woman because she’s beautiful; She is beautiful...”
– Anonymous
